| One little Bassist Joke !!!!! [message #765] |
Tue, 10 July 2001 10:31  |
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ok... I'm sorry... I'm reeeeeeaaaally sorry... I'm so way very sorry !!...jeeeesh...listen..my email box is overflowing already..one little off the cuff joke and booom...kaboom even...ok..so Im officially out of the kustom club..thought I better get this note on here before I"m excommunicated from the web board...I'm like really sorry....I've even committed to practice my bass 4 hours a nite til I learn each individual note on each fret of each string on the neck (let's see that'll cover this evening)...no really I'm sorry...I think I was possessed by a demon lama or something...don't know what came over me...I admire bassist... I ams a bassist...I own a bass I own a bass amp..well actually several...but thats another illness altogether..hey did I say I was sorry yet...boy and I thought trumpet players were tough...and yes.. I am a trumpet player.. I owns a trumpet..tough to play bar chords on it though...no really I'm sorry...listen I'm sowing up an ET doll out of old nuaghahyde.. I'll send it to Indy for the reunion and you guys can hang it up like a piniatta (pinya...) like one of those candy bag things and take turns beatin the crap out of it with your basses...course I'd rather come to the show in person..so if you can find it in your hearts somewhere to forgive me..no really forgive me..don't just say you do so you can trick me into coming up there and then stuff me through one of those kustom chrome ports..no I mean the really little k100 sized ports.. I mean I deserve it I know...but I'm really sorry...I gotta go practice my bass... ya'll play loud...ET!
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| Re: One little Bassist Joke !!!!! [message #766 is a reply to message #765] |
Tue, 10 July 2001 18:28  |
KustomBlues
Messages: 490
Registered: June 2001
Location: Michigan
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ET, ET, ET....... Just thought I'd tell ya that I've just spent 3 hours in the batter's box swingin' each of my basses. I'm trying to find the one that I can smack you the fastest and hardest with... Ha ha ha! Naw, actually I don't want to hurt any of my basses while beating you down to a bloody stump..... Ha ha ha ha ha! No, really, I know you were just trying to get everybody riled up--and you did! The club needs that every now and then!
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| Re: One little Bassist Joke !!!!! [message #767 is a reply to message #766] |
Wed, 11 July 2001 08:52 |
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actually Deb, my dear, my darling one...gave up playing certain nightclubs years ago, so its been quite a while since I've been beaten up by a woman...it'll feel like old times...just part of the mid life crisis I guess...hey ya'll...have to make a quick run over to London..one of the Fab Four be calling...but I'll be back this weekend..didn't want you to think I was ignoring any of my emails over the next couple days...now that I"m getting so many..... love ya...mean it...Play Loud..
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| Re: One little Bassist Joke !!!!! [message #770 is a reply to message #765] |
Fri, 13 July 2001 09:09 |
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alright ET- i am new here but i feel like i've been left out (being a bassist and not being mad at you because i missed the joke- please tell me the joke or let me know were it was posted so i can hate you too-
jlued
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